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Sartre's Lobster
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As Heidegger claimed on his deathbed, Sartre's Lobster
may or may not exist.
Having possibly turned down a Grammy Award as being
nothing more than bourgeois tokenism for the band's
debut album, Greatest Hits: Dread, Death and the Weight
of Existence, Sartre's Lobster could well have become
legendary for their collaboration with European
dance-pop trio, Kierkegaard, Nietzsche & Marcel, also
known as the Humanism League. But truth is subjective,
subjectivity is objective, and Sartre's Lobster, neither red
nor sporting a beehive, was too busy stalking drug-crazed
philosophers to record Being Boiled (And Served with
Drawn Butter)
Recorded while overcoming ostraconophobia through the
therapeutic use of horseradish, their second single, (Jean
Genet's Genie), failed to make the charts after the band
decided not to promote it and took 10 years off to write a
cookbook. Simon the Beaver, who admired the recipes
greatly, was free to not stay for lunch. The rest is
indifference.
Where's the exit? I feel nauseous...
